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Baptising an Irishman

 

 

A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when  he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the  river.

He  proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently  bumps into the preacher...

The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by  the smell of  alcohol, whereupon he asks  the drunk,

'Are you ready to find Jesus?'

The drunk shouts, 'Yes, OI am.'

So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.

He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have  you found Jesus?'

The drunk replies, 'No, OI haven't found Jesus.'

The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the water again for a little longer.

He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,  'Have you found Jesus me brother?'

The drunk again answers, 'No, OI I haven't  found  Jesus.'

By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the drunk in the  water again ---

 

But this time holds him down for about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and legs he pulls him up.

 

The preacher again asks the drunk, 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'


 

                               

(Are you ready for this????)

 
The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to the preacher,


 

 

'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'

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