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The Black Bra

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

 I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
 
We were chatting about our relationships and decided
 to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
 wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
 We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
 
Here's how it all went.
 
My engaged friend:
 The other night when my boyfriend came over he
 found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
 He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
 I love you..' Then we made passionate love all nightlong.
 
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
 
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
 When he came in the door and saw me he said,

 
"What's for dinner, Batman?"
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