FBI Job Opening
The FBI had an opening for an assassin
After all the background checks, interviews and
testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your Instructions
no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in
a chair .. . . kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious.
I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes,
'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what
it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman,wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.
'I had to beat him to death with the fucking chair.'
MORAL:
Women are crazy.
Don't mess with them
After all the background checks, interviews and
testing were done, there were 3 finalists;
two men and a woman.
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
'We must know that you will follow your Instructions
no matter what the circumstances.
Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in
a chair .. . . kill her!!'
The man said, 'You can't be serious.
I could never shoot my wife.'
The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man
for this job. Take your wife and go home.'
The second man was given the same instructions.
He took the gun and went into the room.
All was quiet for about 5 minutes.
The man came out with tears in his eyes,
'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'
The agent said, 'You don't have what
it takes. Take your wife and go home.'
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman,wiping the sweat from her brow.
'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said.
'I had to beat him to death with the fucking chair.'
MORAL:
Women are crazy.
Don't mess with them