Rich vs Poor
This proves that love and romance still abound and that most
men are quite romantic!
A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their
wives for their anniversary.
The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a
Mercedes Benz.
The poor man asks, "why did you buy her two gifts?"
The rich man replies, "well in case she doesnt like the diamond
necklace, she can drive the Mercedes Benz to take it back."
The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer, then proceeds to
tell him what he got his wife.
I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo.
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "why did
you buy her those gifts?!"
The poor man replies, "well, in case she doesnt like the flip flops,
she can go fuck herself."
men are quite romantic!
A rich man and a poor man were discussing what they gave their
wives for their anniversary.
The rich man says, "I bought my wife a diamond necklace and a
Mercedes Benz.
The poor man asks, "why did you buy her two gifts?"
The rich man replies, "well in case she doesnt like the diamond
necklace, she can drive the Mercedes Benz to take it back."
The poor man acknowledges the rich mans answer, then proceeds to
tell him what he got his wife.
I got my wife a pair of flip flops and a dildo.
With a confused and intrigued look, the rich man asks, "why did
you buy her those gifts?!"
The poor man replies, "well, in case she doesnt like the flip flops,
she can go fuck herself."