What Women Really Mean When They Say...
(1)Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.. Just say
you're welcome.
(This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PUREsarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)
(8)Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying Screw YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I've got it:
Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.
(1)Fine:
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes:
If she is getting dressed, this means one-half hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4)Go Ahead:
This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5)Loud Sigh:
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay:
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7)Thanks:
A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint.. Just say
you're welcome.
(This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - which is PUREsarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say
'you're welcome' -- that will bring on a 'whatever'.)
(8)Whatever:
Is a woman's way of saying Screw YOU!
(9)Don't worry about it, I've got it:
Another dangerous statement , meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response, refer to # 3.
